why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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