I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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