so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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