Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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