Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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