My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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