I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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