I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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