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you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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