I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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