Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i believe in u and ur pee
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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