I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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