How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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