Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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