Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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