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say what?
wanna hang out?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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