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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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