i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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