She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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