The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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