After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she peed on how many people?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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