HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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