i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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