Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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