we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
