just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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