Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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