that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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