I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Need sex. Gaining weight.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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