so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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