i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
