wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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