The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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