Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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