He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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