And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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