brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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