The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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