I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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