he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Randomize
