I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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