So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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