Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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