Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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