Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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