No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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