So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The struggles of a small town man whore
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize