there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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