Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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