somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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