Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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