I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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