I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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